Hello, I received only five entries to the Text Challenge, (sorry you guys didn't have more time) and now it's time to vote! Please respond to this with your picks for first, second, and third place. All comments are screened. Voting will last until five p.m. EST on the 18th.
The contest was:
Remember in Chamber of Secrets when Harry was humilated by the singing Dwarf and Ginny's horrible Valentine? You know, the "Eyes as Green as a Fresh Pickled Toad" thing. You do? Good!
Your Challenge: Write your own little ditty that a dwarf would sing to any Harry Potter character you want, from any Harry Potter character you want.
The contest was:
Remember in Chamber of Secrets when Harry was humilated by the singing Dwarf and Ginny's horrible Valentine? You know, the "Eyes as Green as a Fresh Pickled Toad" thing. You do? Good!
Your Challenge: Write your own little ditty that a dwarf would sing to any Harry Potter character you want, from any Harry Potter character you want.
1. Dobby to Socks:
You hide from me underneath the bed,
but how I wish you were on my head.
From flowing white cotton down to the toes,
To the beautiful ones with the lovely pink bows
Every time one pops out, my heart goes a-flutter
And I know that this love makes me kind of a nutter
But the way that I'd wish to end this sweet rhyme,
Is to ask you, dear socks, to be my Valentine.
2. Andromeda to Bellatrix
Bella dear,
Your hair is black
Sort of gooey
I married a Muggle
Just so you would go "phooey"
Love, Andy xoxo
3. To: Hermione Granger
From: Ron Weasley
My bookish beauty,
the one I hold dear,
whenever you're away,
I want you more near,
You read too much,
And I poke fun,
But please believe,
you're my only one.
4. Harry Potter, to Professor Snape:
There once was a boy named Harry,
Who didn't like this thing called "Snarry."
Snape is an ugly git
Whom he'd really rather hit,
Then be forced in a fanfic to marry.
5. Tonks, to Remus
You say we're far to different
And you're too old for me
It will never work for us
Because you put honey instead
Of sugar in your Earl Grey tea
I like to lisen to my music loud
You prefer a light jazzy beat
I need total silence
Yet you snore in your sleep
I can't sit still long enough
To read about anything
But you enjoy the News-paper
Or magazing and a good book
Will make you grin
But even though were different
On the inside and the out
I think its time you realized
That's not what loves about
You hide from me underneath the bed,
but how I wish you were on my head.
From flowing white cotton down to the toes,
To the beautiful ones with the lovely pink bows
Every time one pops out, my heart goes a-flutter
And I know that this love makes me kind of a nutter
But the way that I'd wish to end this sweet rhyme,
Is to ask you, dear socks, to be my Valentine.
2. Andromeda to Bellatrix
Bella dear,
Your hair is black
Sort of gooey
I married a Muggle
Just so you would go "phooey"
Love, Andy xoxo
3. To: Hermione Granger
From: Ron Weasley
My bookish beauty,
the one I hold dear,
whenever you're away,
I want you more near,
You read too much,
And I poke fun,
But please believe,
you're my only one.
4. Harry Potter, to Professor Snape:
There once was a boy named Harry,
Who didn't like this thing called "Snarry."
Snape is an ugly git
Whom he'd really rather hit,
Then be forced in a fanfic to marry.
5. Tonks, to Remus
You say we're far to different
And you're too old for me
It will never work for us
Because you put honey instead
Of sugar in your Earl Grey tea
I like to lisen to my music loud
You prefer a light jazzy beat
I need total silence
Yet you snore in your sleep
I can't sit still long enough
To read about anything
But you enjoy the News-paper
Or magazing and a good book
Will make you grin
But even though were different
On the inside and the out
I think its time you realized
That's not what loves about
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