Modern Witch Burnings: VOTING

Dates/Times:
Voting: until 10PM CDT Sunday (3AM UTC)

Points: 50/40/30 for placing 1st/2nd/3rd, 10 points participation without placing. 2 points for voting.



ONE:

Person: Superman
Accusations: USING DARK MAGIC TO FLY


TWO:

Person: Derren Brown
Accusations: He obviousls is some kind of evil sorcerer... how else could he predict the natural lottery score? What kind of man can read minds??? HE HAS POWERS - HE MUST BE STOPPED!


THREE:

Person: The Brothers Jonai
Accusations: Bewitching millions of young girls with mediocre music.


FOUR:

Person: Megan Fox
Accusations: Since she apparently has the power to turn men into piles of goo, many people back in the middle ages (and beyond to the Puritans) would probably thought that she was a witch who had magicked herself beautiful in order to try to use her sex appeal to get whatever she wanted. Many women who were beautiful WERE accused of being witches just for that reason.
Plus she's pretty open about sex and her opinions on *whatever* topic. She would have been considered an uncouth woman and would probably have been accused of being a witch.
Plus, idk, she's kind of trashy. She is.


FIVE:

Person: Tyra Banks
Accusations: Someone heard someone calling her a "fierce b%*&#@" and understood it as "fierce witch".

SIX:

Person: Shakira
Accusations: Confessing to lycanthropy and shaking her hips in a promiscuous manner. O:


SEVEN:

Person: Perez Hilton
Accusations: Abusing MS Paint, Stealing gossip, Being an Attention Whore, and not having DIAF already


EIGHT:

Person: Paris Hilton
Accusations: Paris is accused of witchcraft for her unnaturally changing hair length, her short outfits which are unbecoming of a proper woman, and on the accusation that she diabollically ruined the careers of some of those associated with her.


NINE:

Person: Pinocchio
Accusations:
What do you do with witches?
Burn'em!
What do you burn apart from witches?
Wood!
So, why do witches burn?
Cuz they're made of... wood?
Gooood.


TEN:

Person: R Pattz
Accusations: Jacob looks on in absolute horror as his best friend Edward is burnt at the stake for sparkling! WOE.


ELEVEN:

Person: Paris Hilton
Accusations: People said she was asking for it...


TWELVE:

Person: Paris Hilton
Accusations: Being a materialistic, self-centered idiot who can't obey the rules of society. And also being a whore.
(I personally don't GAF what she does or *actually* judge her but I figure she's one that would get burned at the stake pretty quick haha!)

THIRTEEN:

Person: Adam Lambert
Accusations: This man is ~SO FIERCE~ that he is ruining the lives of all those who come before him and try to out fierce him. This man is ~SO STUNNING~ that paintings crumble when he walks by, and mirrors shatter. This man is ~SO AWESOME~ that no one can compete. Therefore, he must be eliminated!!!!! ;_;


FOURTEEN:

Person: Elmo
Accusations: Everyone knows Elmo deals in subliminal messages and hey anyone who can cackle like that has to be a witch!


FIFTEEN:

Person: Lindsay Lohan
Accusations: The way she looks changes a lot. This is very suspicious and obviously means that she is a witch.


SIXTEEN:

Person: Paris Hilton
Accusations: This woman was accused of witchcraft because her influence and wealth are unbecoming of a woman first of all. Moreso she was accused of seducing men, bewitching them to commit acts of unchastity.


SEVENTEEN:

Person: Paris Hilton
Accusations: Look at how she was able to get all these people interested in the most boring tripe! She OBVIOUSLY used evil hexes to do so!


EIGHTEEN:

Person: Perez Hilton
Accusations: "My name is Perez Hilton and I'm a poophead!"


NINETEEN:

Person: Adam Lambert
Accusations: Far too fabulous not to be magical.


TWENTY:

Person: Jeffree Star
Accusations: Being a MySpace whore, calling self "Queen of the Internet", latching on to real musicians for attention, writing stupid terrible "songs" about cupcakes and razor blades and plastic surgery, drawing his eyebrows on


TWENTY-ONE:

Person: Elvis Presley
Accusations: Elvis Presley was supposed to be dead long ago, but people keep seeing him everywhere. He's obviously a witch who escaped death. He has an unnaturally long life, as people are still seeing him to this day, looking exactly the same as he did over 50 years ago.


TWENTY-TWO:

Person: Tom Cruise
Accusations: I think this picture explains it all- this man is obviously not stable enough to be in the public eye. It would be safer just to remove him from society.


TWENTY-THREE:

Person: Bella Swan
Accusations: Being obsessed with things that sparkle, to the point of becoming suicidal. Also, making peoples ears bleed with her whining.


(Please note that if you entered and you notice that your image is smaller than what you submitted it as -- that's me being super wonderful and shrinking it to fit the size requirement for you. ♥)


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