HAHAHAH! You don't know how close I was to making one exactly like #2! It was something like "This icon has abducted her potions master. Class dismissed."
Haha, indeed. Boredom can be good, and inspiring. :P
Indeed! I was going to make it say "Satan" instead of "Lord Voldemort", because my yahoo name is 'satan_stole_my_pajamas', but I thought it was more fitting for the community. :P