18 February 2006 @ 02:24 pm
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The idea here is very simple. One person (and since I'm starting this... that'd be me) will ask a question. Answer the question, and leave a question of your own, which the next person will answer, leaving a question of their own, and I'm sure that you get the idea.

But here's the catch:

If your answer is at any way correct or useful, you've totally and utterly missed the point of this whole exercise.

In short, I don't want to know that a window is a hole fashioned in a wall for the purposes of allowing light and/or fresh air to pass into the house -- I want you to tell me about how a window is actually a time-space portal which is only accessible when one is wearing purple short pants. The more wild and elaborate the better!


Here's my question:

Why is the sky blue?

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Rachel//Ravenclaw

(EDIT: It's ok if we have multiple threads. You don't need to delete your comments if more than one person answers. I should be the only one that gets to read them all. LOL!)
 
 
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[identity profile] meidinhell.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2006 10:40 pm (UTC)
Why is the sky blue?

Because God wanted it to match my shirt :D

Where do babies come from?

Meidi | Ravenclaw
[identity profile] rhowan-jane.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2006 10:45 pm (UTC)
Where do babies come from?
Tarleton State University.

Who wrote the book of love?

Rhowan//Ravenclaw
[identity profile] zentraedi-shep.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2006 10:50 pm (UTC)
Who wrote the book of love?

The author of 101 ways to conquer hate.


Why do the rich get richer and the poor poorer?

Walter//Hufflepuff
[identity profile] theaeblackthorn.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2006 11:01 pm (UTC)
Because otherwise the dogs would get it all.

Why are oranges orange?

sas // ravenclaw
[identity profile] lumy12.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2006 11:07 pm (UTC)
Why are oranges orange?

Because seriously, what other color could they be? Oh wait that doesn't count as an answer. Because they used to be red but someone added yellow to the palette God painted them off of.

Why is Cedric Diggory so hot?

Image
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[identity profile] themindseye.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2006 11:35 pm (UTC)
Why do socks sometimes leave fuzz between people's toes?
It isn't the socks that leave the fuzz. The little people who live in our shoes need a place to keep their fuzz.

Why do birds suddenly appear whenever you are near?

(come on people get creative!!!)

Rachel//Ravenclaw
[identity profile] astraevirgo.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2006 11:44 pm (UTC)
Birds appear because I have a secret pact with the avian underworld. They protect me, I get them the choicest birdfeed in the world.

Are you another brick in the wall?

Kate//Ravenclaw
[identity profile] krissybl.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2006 06:35 am (UTC)
Are yo another brick in the wall

No, I am in fact a crack in the wall created to destabilize the establishment and bring down the man.


Why did the ckicken cross the road?


Krissy/Gryffindor
[identity profile] zentraedi-shep.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2006 11:31 am (UTC)
It was bored of this side...


Who owns the stars?

Walter//Hufflepuff
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[identity profile] stephw-12.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2006 11:34 pm (UTC)
Why do socks sometimes leave fuzz between people's toes?

So my little cousin can pick it out and eat it...YUCK!


Why do we watch TV??

Stephy//Hufflepuff
[identity profile] maegwin-of-hern.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2006 12:31 am (UTC)
Why do we watch TV??

Because the sky is blue.


Why do things fall down and not up?

Nicola
Hufflepuff
[identity profile] memeann012084.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2006 12:58 am (UTC)
Why do things fall down and not up?

Because I made the rules and I said so.

Why do hot dogs come in packs for ten but the rolls come in packs of eight?


Maryann//Hufflepuff
[identity profile] lessthangreat.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2006 01:05 am (UTC)
Because the hot dog makers and the hot dog bun makers used to be lovers, but then the hot dog makers started complaining that the bun makers weren't communicating enough with them. So the bun makers changed from 10 in a pack to 8, just to spite the hot dog makers.

How much is that doggie in the window?

Jeri//Slytherin
[identity profile] sarahdocbb.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2006 01:13 am (UTC)
It depends on what you want him to do, 'Around the World' is 200 dollars, anyhing else is negotiable.

Do blondes really have more fun?

Sarah
Gryffindor
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It shows the opposite of everything because if you think about it we are just the opposite of that parrallel universe.

DO YOU THINK ITS GETTING BETTER ALL THE TIME?

Neeley//Hufflepuff
[identity profile] krissybl.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2006 06:29 am (UTC)
DO YOU THINK ITS GETTING BETTER ALL THE TIME?

No. It is in fact exactly the same, only different. Any change in condition or value is merely a figment of your imagination placed there by the Vogons. (A cookie if you know what a Vogon is!)


If Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers, how many peppers is that actually and how did they get pickled before he picked them?

Krissy/Gryffindor
[identity profile] rindiggfelt.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2006 10:04 am (UTC)
It's a peck so it could be any number and it's pickled because Peter Piper likes them that way.

Why do little stars twinkle?

Irene//Hufflepuff
[identity profile] zentraedi-shep.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2006 11:47 am (UTC)
They are naughty and try to seduce you...


Does the world have a chance?


Walter//Hufflepuff
[identity profile] coaltrain-613.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2006 06:15 pm (UTC)
Depends on what gambling game its playing...so if its blackjack yes if its texas no hold 'em poker hellz no!

Why can't we be friends?

Neeley//Hufflepuff
[identity profile] rocknrollpixie.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2006 06:45 pm (UTC)
Because I'm allergic to sea food

Why am I so tired?!?!

Pixie // hufflepuff
[identity profile] troughgirl1.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2006 07:16 pm (UTC)
Why am I so tired?!?!

Because of all the partying the 'Puffs have been doing lately!

Is the moon really made of green cheese?

Stephanie -//- Hufflepuff
[identity profile] rocknrollpixie.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2006 07:19 pm (UTC)
Nope. Blue.

What time is it on mars?

Pixie // Hufflepuff
[identity profile] alonelymiracle.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2006 08:18 pm (UTC)
A hair past a freckle.

Why is chocolate brown?

Courtney -- Ravenclaw
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