18 February 2007 @ 02:19 pm
This post is the lovechild of Rita Skeeter and Professor Trelawney  
Today is the Chinese New Year (the Year of the Fire Pig, to be precise)!

So, as inquiring minds wish to know...what's your sign, baby?

A Chinese Astrology Calculator Trelawney Would Be Proud Of




(A Proud Earth Dragon)
 
 
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[identity profile] nyyhoneybee.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 07:37 pm (UTC)
I'm a Rat!


Image (http://photobucket.com)
[identity profile] livebythebooks.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 07:49 pm (UTC)
You're the same as my dad!

[identity profile] batkisses.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 07:50 pm (UTC)
I am apparently a Sheep.

Amy//Gryffindor
[identity profile] livebythebooks.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 07:52 pm (UTC)
Baaaaaaaa.

XD
[identity profile] chelsaphene.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 07:51 pm (UTC)
Im a Snake! Which cracks me up, seeing as im a Gryffindor.

Image (http://photobucket.com)

Oh, PS.Where did you get your beautiful sigtag of the books?
[identity profile] livebythebooks.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 08:00 pm (UTC)
The fact that I'm a Dragon made me smile. I always associate Draco Malfoy with Dragon and Harry Potter with Lion. I'm both (and not dorky at all)! XD

P.S. Isn't it purty? Wait...this is a trick question. Didn't you get the same one? Yes, I knew I remembered correctly...xc0l0rful has one for you at her shop 'Yellow Brick Road.' The post is here - http://community.livejournal.com/hh_flourish/260001.html#cutid1

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[identity profile] hothobbit.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 07:56 pm (UTC)
I'm a Rabbit! :D

The most compatible match for a Rabbit is the Sheep or the Pig ♥

Claudine//Hufflepuff
[identity profile] livebythebooks.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 08:03 pm (UTC)
My best friend growing up was a Rabbit. I used to call him "Usagi-chan!" We were really into Sailor Moon and Usagi is not only Sailor Moon's name, but the Japanese word for Rabbit. The "chan" is normally what girls put on the end of their names (but only if they're friends). He was gay so he didn't kill me for not using "kun" instead.

:)
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[identity profile] livebythebooks.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 08:05 pm (UTC)
So it's your year, but not your element. Looking at that description, you're definately a Slytherin. As a Gryffindor I should be Fire, but I'm a Hufflepuff in the elemental sense- Earth.
[identity profile] pxyjuice.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 08:03 pm (UTC)
Im the Ox
Out in the world, though, Oxen tend to be stubborn, dogmatic, my-way-or-the-highway kind of people who have no concept of when to back down. Oxen don't care to be pushed, especially since they think they're the good guys of the Chinese Zodiac. There is some truth to that theory, since the Ox is smart, trustworthy, caring and honorable. If you need honest, steady and unbiased advice, call on the Ox.


The most compatible match for an Ox is the Snake or the Rooster.
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♥ Pxyjuice//Hufflepuff
[identity profile] livebythebooks.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 08:06 pm (UTC)
I hereby dub you Hufflepuff.

Maybe we should add a question to the HiH application. It looks like these descriptions are fitting you guys.
[identity profile] darkmoore.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 09:03 pm (UTC)
I'm a horse and OMG, but this fit me PERFECTLY!

Mel - Slytherin
[identity profile] livebythebooks.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 09:48 pm (UTC)
Funny how those things work, eh? People tell me not to think twice about horoscopes, but I'm a Capricorn and it suits me perfectly.
[identity profile] buffette.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 09:11 pm (UTC)
The Dragon is one of the most powerful and lucky Signs of the Chinese Zodiac. Its warm heart makes the Dragon's brash, fiery energy far more palatable. This is a giving, intelligent and tenacious Sign that knows exactly what it wants and is determined to get it. Dragons possess a certain natural, charming charisma that ensures they can always influence their peers and often find themselves the center of attention in social situations. This Sign is truly blessed, too; Dragons are considered to be very lucky in love! The Dragon's friends are always keen to hear what this firebrand has to say and when it comes to dispensing advice, the Dragon has the floor.

The most compatible match for a Dragon is the Monkey or the Rat.

Sara//Gryffindor
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[identity profile] livebythebooks.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2007 01:07 am (UTC)
Go Dragons!
[identity profile] destinyfroste.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 09:18 pm (UTC)
I do not even need to look. I am a Water Dog. We have now left the year of the dog, which makes me sad. It has been a very good year for me, but now I will pay my respects to the year of the Pig and hopefully the year will be equally as good.

Destiny*Gryffindor
[identity profile] livebythebooks.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2007 01:08 am (UTC)
I didn't need to look either (I'm pretty much obsessed with this sort of thing), but I added the link for people who aren't as savvy with it. Come on Pig, show us a good time!
[identity profile] redwingprincess.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 09:21 pm (UTC)
I'm in the Year of the dog.

Tiffany//hufflepuff
[identity profile] redwingprincess.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 09:34 pm (UTC)
Oooh I'm the Water Dog!

haha I found the element part!

Tiffany//Hufflepuff
(no subject) - [identity profile] livebythebooks.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2007 01:09 am (UTC)
[identity profile] little-mermaid.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 09:24 pm (UTC)
I'm a Ding Mao, or "Rabbit Looking at the Moon" in Chinese astrology. They are sometimes called "red hares" or "fire rabbits". ;)

Rabbit Looking at the Moon: great endurance; enthusiastic in work; over-excitable

The Fire Rabbits stand out from the crowd of other Rabbits. You might expect Rabbits to be passive, quiet, and loners. Not so, the Fire Rabbits. These extroverts are leaders of the pack! Fire Rabbits intuitively sense the right way to bring out the best in themselves and other people. They are brave creatures, thirsty for life. Others eagerly follow them because of the promise of adventure and great fun, and they are never disappointed. Visionary explorers, Fire Rabbits inspire others to see beyond the surface. Unlike other Rabbits, Fire Rabbits have the potential to be truly rich. Enormously capable and hardworking, Fire Rabbits can achieve great things others cannot match. Captains in charge of their lives, they experience smooth sailing in their careers. The multifaceted Fire Rabbits experience great versatility in their lives. Their interests can range from Agatha Christie to bungee jumping, from caviar to enchiladas, from snowskiing to Scrabble. Speaking of Scrabble, spell Love: L-O-V-E is very kind to Fire Rabbits. Excellent lovers, they rapturously charm their partners with cozy fireplaces, affectionate hugs, and, most of all, undying support and loyalty.


[livejournal.com profile] little_mermaid ♥ slytherin
[identity profile] little-mermaid.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 09:27 pm (UTC)
Psst..
You can find all the "proper names" for the specific signs here (http://www.lotusspace.com/solar.htm). Tiger Passing Through the Forest (Ren Yin), Lonely Monkey (Yu Shen), etc. They make your sign sound so much more important and interesting!

[livejournal.com profile] little_mermaid ♥ slytherin
Re: Psst.. - [identity profile] livebythebooks.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2007 01:10 am (UTC)
[identity profile] orpheous87.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 09:56 pm (UTC)
I'm a Water Dog and it's quite accurate acutally. :D

Emma//Gryffindor
[identity profile] livebythebooks.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2007 01:11 am (UTC)
I think that you're the third water dog to respond! Seems like that year was popular for HP fans.
(no subject) - [identity profile] orpheous87.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2007 01:20 am (UTC)
canarycream: Other//Iconography.[identity profile] canarycream.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 09:58 pm (UTC)
Apparently, I'm a Horse in the Hall: honest; straightforward; eager; loyal and dedicated; compassionate.

Chas//Slytherin
[identity profile] livebythebooks.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2007 01:13 am (UTC)
Your icon is utterly amazing. It would make a great t-shirt.

I'm the Yielding Dragon- distinctive presence; intimidating appearance but essentially thoughtful; adaptable; don’t be to naive (It's stupid, I know, but NAIVE is EVIAN spelled backwards. Shiny, eh?)
(no subject) - [identity profile] canarycream.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2007 01:43 am (UTC)
[identity profile] runtling.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 10:02 pm (UTC)
I'm a Snake. XD

Diplomatic and popular, the Snake has the sensual art of seduction down. This Sign is an interesting mix of gregariousness paired with introversion, intuitive reasoning paired with savvy business skills. Snakes are considered to be lucky with money and will generally have more than enough to live life to the fullest, regardless of how important it considers money to be; this may be due to the fact that Snakes tend to be rather tight with cash. They're not stingy, they're simply more mentally than physically active. Snakes tend to hang back a bit in order to analyze a situation before jumping into it. Their charming, seductive quality actually belies a rather retiring nature; this Sign is perfectly happy to spend the whole day curled up with a good book and, thus, can be mislabeled as being lazy.

The Snake is somewhat insecure deep down and tend to be a rather jealous, possessive lover, behavior that can end up alienating loved ones. Despite these less-than-stellar tendencies, however, the Snake often proves irresistible and is a generous, loving partner. Slightly dangerous and disarmingly smart, the Snake's philosophical and intuitive mind generally supersedes logic in favor of feelings and instinct. Snakes will rely on their own gut reactions and intuitions before turning to others for suggestions. This makes this Sign a great hand in any business venture, possessing the caution and smarts needed to get ahead.

Snakes are hard workers (when they see good reason to be!) and are possessed of a keen intelligence. Snakes have incredible follow-through, once they get going, and they expect the same from others. Thus, their coworkers and employees had best stay on their toes, lest they anger the Snake and suffer its poisonous bite!

In general, of course, Snakes are generous and genteel, charming and appealing. Snakes must try to learn humility and to develop a stronger sense of self. Once Snakes realize that confidence comes from within, they will finally be comfortable in their own skin.

The most compatible match for a Snake is the Rooster or the Ox.



Winstin//Slytherin
[identity profile] livebythebooks.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2007 01:15 am (UTC)
I was very close to being a Snake. I was born January 10th, 1989. 1989 is the year of the Snake, but as the Chinese New Year is later than the American New Year I managed to slide into the year of the Dragon.
(Anonymous) on February 18th, 2007 10:57 pm (UTC)
I'm a Rat (oh, so Pettigrew!). A wood rat, if I remember rightly.
[identity profile] seaborne.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 10:58 pm (UTC)
oh lj, why do you keep logging me out.

Élo/Slyth.
(no subject) - [identity profile] livebythebooks.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2007 01:16 am (UTC)
[identity profile] amethystwind.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 11:08 pm (UTC)
I'm a Snake

"Diplomatic and popular, the Snake has the sensual art of seduction down. This Sign is an interesting mix of gregariousness paired with introversion, intuitive reasoning paired with savvy business skills. Snakes are considered to be lucky with money and will generally have more than enough to live life to the fullest, regardless of how important it considers money to be; this may be due to the fact that Snakes tend to be rather tight with cash. They're not stingy, they're simply more mentally than physically active. Snakes tend to hang back a bit in order to analyze a situation before jumping into it. Their charming, seductive quality actually belies a rather retiring nature; this Sign is perfectly happy to spend the whole day curled up with a good book and, thus, can be mislabeled as being lazy.

The Snake is somewhat insecure deep down and tend to be a rather jealous, possessive lover, behavior that can end up alienating loved ones. Despite these less-than-stellar tendencies, however, the Snake often proves irresistible and is a generous, loving partner. Slightly dangerous and disarmingly smart, the Snake's philosophical and intuitive mind generally supersedes logic in favor of feelings and instinct. Snakes will rely on their own gut reactions and intuitions before turning to others for suggestions. This makes this Sign a great hand in any business venture, possessing the caution and smarts needed to get ahead.

Snakes are hard workers (when they see good reason to be!) and are possessed of a keen intelligence. Snakes have incredible follow-through, once they get going, and they expect the same from others. Thus, their coworkers and employees had best stay on their toes, lest they anger the Snake and suffer its poisonous bite!

In general, of course, Snakes are generous and genteel, charming and appealing. Snakes must try to learn humility and to develop a stronger sense of self. Once Snakes realize that confidence comes from within, they will finally be comfortable in their own skin.

The most compatible match for a Snake is the Rooster or the Ox."

Actually, that fits pretty well

Alison//Slytherin
[identity profile] livebythebooks.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2007 01:17 am (UTC)
It's weird how it does that, eh?

Nice combination, by the way. Alison the Snake is a Snake!
(no subject) - [identity profile] amethystwind.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2007 01:54 am (UTC)
[identity profile] draconic-rogue.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 11:18 pm (UTC)
I'm a Rooster, baby! And it fits too. Almost scarily close.

Elizabeth * Gryffindor
[identity profile] draconic-rogue.livejournal.com on February 18th, 2007 11:23 pm (UTC)
A metal rooster at that. :) This is scary how accurate this is.

Elizabeth * Gryffindor
(no subject) - [identity profile] livebythebooks.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2007 01:19 am (UTC)
[identity profile] magnitude9.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2007 12:23 am (UTC)
I'm Monkey. I am about as opposite of the description of this as you can be.



The spunky Monkey is the original party animal! Charming and energetic, Monkeys crave fun, activity and stimulation. They truly know how to have a good time and can often be seen swinging from one group of friends to another, attracting a motley crew in the process. Always upbeat, they are considered minor celebrities in their circle thanks to their sparkling wit and that rapier-sharp mind. Perhaps surprisingly, Monkeys are also good listeners and tackle complicated situations with ease. This Sign's natural curiosity lends it the desire to become knowledgeable on a broad range of topics. Monkeys have a show-off side that loves nothing more than to dazzle their pals with all they know.

The Monkey tends to be rather accident-prone due to a certain lack of very high morals. This Sign's first interest is pursuing its own pleasure; this is not a malicious interest, it's just the way the Monkey is. However, this kind of carefree self-involvement can lead to all kinds of scrapes. In love, the Monkey makes a fun, exciting lover -- but one that may have the potential to stray romantically. The good news is, the Monkey’s glib manner and witty repartee can often get this Sign out of a scrape. Perhaps not everyone will be won over by the Monkey -- but do you think the Monkey really cares? The Monkey's world, full of devil-may-care energy and revelry, isn't for everyone. Remember, though, it's not that this Sign is mean; it might just be a bit too curious for its own good. Monkeys often feel the need to try everything at least once, which can make for a merry-go-round of relationships.

The Monkey's love of self-indulgence can also lead to other types of trouble. This Sign may have limited self-control concerning food, alcohol and other pleasurable activities. It's party time all the time for the Monkey, yet when it leads to a monster hangover or a shattered heart (generally someone else's, not theirs), this Sign might actually show a touch of remorse. They won't flat-out admit the error of their ways, but at least they'll pull back and try to tone things down -- for a while.

Monkeys must try to learn to think of others ahead of themselves, at least some of the time. This Sign's world will be more complete once it realizes the world doesn't revolve around it.

The most compatible match for a Monkey is the Rat or the Dragon.

Shawna / Hufflepuff
[identity profile] livebythebooks.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2007 01:20 am (UTC)
Monkey! That's my little sister's nickname (one of them anyway) and it turns out it's her astrological sign as well.

:)
[identity profile] skitsosquirrel.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2007 12:25 am (UTC)
I know I'm an Earth Dragon :). I've been looking up Chinese astrology almost all day today. Apparently this year for dragons is supposed to be a good one. I hope so.

Nikki || Hufflepuff
[identity profile] livebythebooks.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2007 01:21 am (UTC)
Another me!

Instead of taking the European view, Dragons in Asian culture are highly regarded. We, if I do say so myself, are pretty much made of awesome.
[identity profile] musagirl15.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2007 12:54 am (UTC)
I'm a Metal Horse, its pretty accurate.^_^

Shawna~Gryffindor
[identity profile] livebythebooks.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2007 01:22 am (UTC)
I love your icon! Fruits Basket, ne?
(no subject) - [identity profile] musagirl15.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2007 01:23 am (UTC)
[identity profile] eternalslacker.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2007 01:55 am (UTC)
I'm a Fire Rabbit. I don't know if it really works for me though.

Angela//Slytherin
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[identity profile] septimal.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2007 02:10 am (UTC)
I'm an Earth Dragon~

I love Chinese New Year's because of red envelopes and money it's so much fun to spend time with my family! :) One of my close friends lives on the borderline of the past year/new year's so sometimes she's a Dragon and sometimes she's a Snake, depending on the year. It's kind of funny. :P

Karen//Grrrryffindor!
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[identity profile] seridia.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2007 03:11 am (UTC)
I'm a Water Pig!
Contrary to its rather negative reputation in the West, the Pig of Chinese Astrology may be the most generous and honorable Sign of the Zodiac. Pigs are nice to a fault and possess impeccable manners and taste. They have so much of the perfectionist in them that others may be inclined to perceive them as snobs, but this is a misconception. Pigs are simply possessed of a truly luxurious nature, one that delights in finery and riches (in surroundings, food, lovemaking and otherwise). This Sign believes in the best qualities of mankind and certainly doesn't consider itself to be superior. Pigs also care a great deal about friends and family and work hard to keep everyone in their life happy. Helping others is a true pleasure for the Pig, who feels best when everyone else is smiling.

Those of you born under the influence of the Chinese Astrology Element of Water act with the assured fluidity of a river, affecting your environment with your strength and quiet charm. Creative and captivating, diplomatic and intuitive, Water individuals are the masters of subtle persuasion. Without even appearing to try, you can gain someone's trust and affection, and once you've got them they'll follow you anywhere. You make everyone feel special, noting and praising each person's unique talents.

Carly :: Gryffindor
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[identity profile] getmeacampari.livejournal.com on February 19th, 2007 06:15 am (UTC)
Dragon!
The Dragon is one of the most powerful and lucky Signs of the Chinese Zodiac. Its warm heart makes the Dragon's brash, fiery energy far more palatable. This is a giving, intelligent and tenacious Sign that knows exactly what it wants and is determined to get it. Dragons possess a certain natural, charming charisma that ensures they can always influence their peers and often find themselves the center of attention in social situations. This Sign is truly blessed, too; Dragons are considered to be very lucky in love! The Dragon's friends are always keen to hear what this firebrand has to say and when it comes to dispensing advice, the Dragon has the floor.

Its ego can get in the Dragon's way, but even so, this larger-than-life creature has a knack for initiating projects and keeping the troops motivated. According to Dragons, it's their natural born right to lead the way -- because who else could do it so surely and so well? As lucky as they are, Dragons have a good chance of achieving considerable material wealth during their lifetimes, although it isn't mere money that's this Sign's main motivation. Power is what the Dragon wants and truly believes it deserves. Dragons are quite the opportunists, forever searching for ways in which to consolidate their considerable power. Contrary to all this strength and fire, a weakened Dragon is a sad sack, a creature that refuses to take defeat with even a modicum of grace.

The role of leader is the only one the Dragon wants, the better from which to give orders and be king of the hill. They make solid leaders, too, knowing instinctively what needs to be done to stay on top. Crossing the Dragon is never a good idea -- this beast can singe! A valuable life lesson for this clever creature would be to absorb the principles of flexibility, compassion and tolerance. Being high and mighty can serve to inspire others, but it also keeps Dragons from living their lives to the fullest. If Dragons can learn to balance their quest for success with an appreciation for the little things, their life will be more than worthwhile.

The most compatible match for a Dragon is the Monkey or the Rat.



~ Mad / Gryffindor
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[identity profile] jackie.livejournal.com on April 7th, 2007 01:10 am (UTC)
Ignore me! :)

Counted - Jackie
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