I take off my hat and cut a slit through it to look like a mouth. Then I give it to the deputy headmaster/headmistress to put on the head of every first year. I then proceed to hide behind a column and shout out houses depending on what house they look like. "Hey, she seems Gryff-ish. GRYFFINDOR!" The only students that will know the difference are the ones who have already been sorted, and they don't matter in the Sorting Ceremony anyway. :P

Rissa//Ravenclaw

Ahahaha that's a great idea.


Jake//Slytherin

Have Minerva transform into a cat, lure the dog over to me and grab the hat. Then promptly have an alarm system put in place for hat.

Or maybe I'd just say "Accio Sorting hat!"

jen//ravenclaw

Or maybe I'd just say "Accio Sorting hat!"

Oh, you're definitely a Ravenclaw. XDDD


Jake//Slytherin

abolish the sorting system, and mix everyone up. The houses cause separation anyway.

Pamela//Gryffindor

I bet the Sorting Hat called the dog to take him away :X Just SO the sorting system would be gone.


Jake//Slytherin

Lure the dog into an area far from any inhabitants and Avada Kedavra the dog. Stupid thing tore my hat and got it all dirty and slimy. I would be a horribly corrupt Headmistress especially since I would work for Voldie too lol

Nikki || Gryffindor

I laugh.

Then I get a troll. "Hey kids, you know what all the upper years told you on the train? It's true. Fight!"

But the troll would probably just be a Golem. Complete with 'mt on its forehead. Anyone who notices and tries to erase the aleph goes to Ravenclaw automatically; everyone else just picks slips of paper out some other hat with a House written on it.

Yup, new sorting hat. Because I'm convinced the real one could've gotten back if it wanted to; no second chances to abandon me, damn hat!

- Becker, Slytherin.

Accio the dog to Hogwarts and levitate it over the students heads?

Crystal//Hufflepuff

Sirius (yes, he's not dead in my world) must have a good reason to steal the sorting hat!!! Hmm... kidnap Lupin and ask Sirius to exchange the sorting hat for his lover friend.

Dee//Hufflepuff

PANIC!

- sas // ravenclaw