23 June 2007 @ 10:08 pm
useless  
So your owl delivers your mail and you open the Daily Prophet. A slip of parchment falls onto your lap. It's a coupon! 

                                  Free Spell!!! 
Choose One (1) of Three (3) Fantastic, Useful Spells!
participants in Donegal please send a sample of dirt from your garden with coupon.


Well, Gee. A free spell! Who can resist! Inside it lists the three (3) spells. 

 _Albinus Rootoid! (turns carrots into parsnips)

 _Percentius Fibrous! (turns 25% wool yarn into 26% wool yarn)
 
 _Strandimaos Canitus! (causes pesky cat hairs in your home to turn into dog hairs)

So, which one would you choose?


jen//ravenclaw
 
 
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[identity profile] skitsosquirrel.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 02:22 am (UTC)
lmfao um well since I hate parsnips and loathe dogs...gotta go with Percentius Fibrous!

Nikki || Gryffindor
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[identity profile] mihakken.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 02:24 am (UTC)
I'd have to throw away the coupon and ignore this wonderful offer. XD


Jake//Slytherin
[identity profile] pressrecord.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 02:32 am (UTC)
probably not a bad idea. whenever I get a magazine in the mail I shake it out first. Haha.

jen//ravenclaw
[identity profile] riku-chan.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 02:24 am (UTC)
What are parsnips exactly?

Danielle.Slytherin
[identity profile] pressrecord.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 02:31 am (UTC)
you know I'm not really sure, but they sound bland. I think they are some sort of root. I know, I know. I made hte dumb post. I should know. But I don't.

jen//ravenclaw
[identity profile] coaltrain-613.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 02:33 am (UTC)
I guess I would use Strandimaos Canitus just because my brother is allergic to cats and not dogs and I don't want him to die ::i'm such a good brother::

but again I do love me my parsnips and 26% wool yarn ::decisions::

NEELEY//HUFFLEPUFF

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[identity profile] sunflower-pixie.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 02:34 am (UTC)

Strandimaos Canitus! OMG. If this really existed, I'd probably be the happiest person in the whole entire world! See, I'm allergic to cats (yet have 2 and there are 4 in our house) but I'm not allergic to dogs. So, if all the cat hair changed to dog hair - HEAVEN! :)

Staci//Ravenclaw!
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[identity profile] blondeweasley.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 02:47 am (UTC)
Percentius Fibrous! I really do hate when things are 25% wool yarn instead of 26% wool yarn, so this would be quite useful. :P

Rissa//Ravenclaw
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[identity profile] acheeringcharm.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 03:04 am (UTC)
Well, I like to knit so I'd say the Percentius Fibrous!
[identity profile] acheeringcharm.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 03:05 am (UTC)
Kara // Hufflepuff
[identity profile] rilita.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 04:08 am (UTC)
OMG! I died. Anyway, I'd take - Strandimaos Canitus! (causes pesky cat hairs in your home to turn into dog hairs) because my mum is allegric to cat hair. Pretty niffty, eh?

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Rilita//GRYFFINDOR, FTW!
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[identity profile] ex-yaakov825.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 04:22 am (UTC)
Haha, I like Albinus Rootoid. If you need parsnips and you already have some carrots, it'll save you a trip to the store. Also, if carrots are cheaper than parsnips, just buy a whole load of carrots and transfigure them, yo! XP

Jenna::Ravenclaw
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[identity profile] memyselfandi87.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 04:44 am (UTC)
Uhhh...

I don't have a cat, so strandimaos canitus is out. I knit a lot, so I guess I'd go with percentius fibrous. :)

Kristina//Hufflepuff
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[identity profile] newborn-doe.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 04:49 am (UTC)
Goodness, this is totally random! It's not worth my time sending in this coupon, I will use it as a lining for my owl's cage!

Dee//Hufflepuff
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[identity profile] crazy-in-lost.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 05:08 am (UTC)
Albinus Rootoid!!! So I can make earrings.

Trinh/Ravenclaw
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[identity profile] eowyn-rain.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 05:41 am (UTC)
I would choose Albinus Rootoid, because #2 is pointless, and # 3...if I had cat hair in my house, that would mean that an actual cat would be in my residence!

*Foreboding horror music in the backround*

...I don't like cats...

So, carrots to parsnips it is!


Luna Rose//Gryffindor
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[identity profile] theaeblackthorn.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 03:31 pm (UTC)
Last one! Especially cause my cat has white hairs and I like wearing black!

sas // ravenclaw
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