24 June 2007 @ 09:36 am
 
More silliness. Will result in CRACK. Contains sexual themes.

You choose twelve Harry Potter characters, the order doesn't matter. I recommend doing it in a text editor, to make filling in the blanks a little easier [and so you cannot cheat and look at the questions]. You then post your list and answer the questions provided.

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2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.


Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?


Do you think Four is hot? How hot?


What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?


Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?


Would Two and Six make a good couple?


Five/Nine or Five/Ten. Why?


What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?


Summarize a fic involving Three/Ten.


Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?


Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.


What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?


Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?


Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?


Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?


Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?


What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?


If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?


If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?


What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?


When was the last time you read a fic about Five?


What is Six's super-sekrit kink?


Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?


If Three and Seven get together, who tops?


"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief, unhappy affair with Twelve then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three" What title would you give this fic?


How would you feel if Seven/Eight were canon?


Who would make a better college professor: Six or Eleven


Do you think Two is hot? How hot?


Twelve sends Eight on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?


What would Five most likely be arrested for?


If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Seven or Eight?



Jake//Slytherin
 
 
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[identity profile] pxyjuice.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 02:42 pm (UTC)
1. Luna
2. Harry
3. Draco
4. Cedric
5. Hermione
6. Ron
7. Lucius
8. Dumbledore
9. Cho
10. Neville
11. Ginny
12. Michael Corner

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Never read and woouldnt, I dont really like anything Harry Potter if it isnt written by JKR
Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Oh Yes! Cedric is freaking hot!
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? If Michael got Dumbledore pregnant taht would be a little strange and someone would have some explaining to do.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? I dont know what rec means sorry
Would Two and Six make a good couple? haha! Harry and Ron?! In some peoples minds I guess they might.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten. Why? Five/Nine because girl/girl is okay with me. lol. not in that sense though - inside joke
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? HAHA! I think he would laugh. If Lucius Malfoy walked in on Harry and Michale having sex he would probably get the smirk of his on his face then go off and tell everyone he could.
Summarize a fic involving Three/Ten. It would involve NEville dressing up as Poison Ivy and Draco pretending to be Batman. lol.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Dont know what that means
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. ? Dont know
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? HA! Cedric deflowering Luna would be priceless - I can see it now . . . "SHES ALL THAT" for the wizarding world.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Not that I know of
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Dont know what you talking about
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Um noone that I know of
Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? Hm. NO But I think I might go write about Cedric/Hermion/Harry. That could be fun.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? HOSE ME! ??? I dont know
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? Sexy back. oh uyeah!
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? XXX - very adult situations that may make your mind explode!
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? Hey Neville, can I hose your garden?
When was the last time you read a fic about Five? never. dont read anything but jkrs stuff
What is Six's super-sekrit kink? handcuffs
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Maybe if they were both drunk. They dont seem like the lesi type
If Three and Seven get together, who tops? HA! ITS DRACO AND LUCIUS! Id say Lucius. ♥
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief, unhappy affair with Twelve then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three" What title would you give this fic? Mistaken Hats
How would you feel if Seven/Eight were canon? Id cry.
Who would make a better college professor: Six or Eleven Ginny definitly
Do you think Two is hot? How hot? Harry is pretty sexy.
Twelve sends Eight on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? To get him chocolate frogs? And Dumbledore says - no get it yourself :X
What would Five most likely be arrested for? Trying to free house elves
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Seven or Eight? Eight! Dumbledore over lucius anyday


pxyjuice ♥ Hufflepuff
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[identity profile] guest-age.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 03:46 pm (UTC)
1. Ron
2. Draco
3. Dudley
4. Hermione
5. Snape
6. Remus
7. Sirius
8. Harry
9. Luna
10. Neville
11. Seamus
12. Dean

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No, and no. I'm not a big fan of cross-gen.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
In the books, probably not, as she's described as having big teeth and bushy hair and generally not very attractive, but in the films, yeah. Very much so.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
MPreg fans of the world would dance pastoral dances and sing merry drinking songs, I suppose.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
To be honest, I don't read much Luna fic because so few writers can keep her in-character.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Maybe...I dunno. Again, cross-gen, really not my thing.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten. Why?
Snape/Neville...there's more to work off of in canon, I suppose.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Sirius caught Draco and Dean doing the nasty, I think he'd tease Draco for the rest of his life about doing the naughty with a Muggleborn. (Though we all know that Dean's really a half-blood!)

Summarize a fic involving Three/Ten.
Huh...well, now that's a head-scratcher. Um...okay, so...they bump into each other in a sweets shop, and Neville teaches Dudley that magic can be kind of fun sometimes, if you catch my drift. Wink wink nudge nudge ad nauseum.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Ron/Harry fluff? OF COURSE! HE WAS WHAT HARRY WOULD MISS MOST! It doesn't get more fluffy than that! Whoo! :-D

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Um...huh. Sirius/Dean, eh? "Paint the Sky" I think.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Since that's Hermione deflowering Ron...I'm gonna go with...CANON.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Who DOESN'T slash Sirius? Honestly!

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
1) I don't think anyone on my friends list reads het period. 2) I think I'm the only person on earth who enjoys Dudley!fic of any sort. 3) I'm gonna have to say...no.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Sure! Everyone loves Seamus!

Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Draco/Hermione/Snape? Not that I know of. *shudder*

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"MIMBULUS MIMBLETONIA!" I'm sure. *giggle*

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Hmmm...a song about Harry...Probably "You're a God" by Vertical Horizon, just because it's stuck in my head and I think, especially in Phoenix, it could describe Harry.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Ron/Remus/Dean? Oh, gee. "Wolf!Remus, gratuitous use of chocolate syrup, and a dash of D/s for flavor."

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Draco to Neville? Oh, sweet Lord. Um...something about testing if Neville's cock is worth ten of Draco's. HEH.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Oh, it was a few months ago. It was a delightful little gen piece comparing Snape to Neville.

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
D/s. I just can't ever decide if he wants to be the D or the s.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Seamus/Luna? Of course! Seamus will shag everyone, either way! 'Course, if fanfiction is any indication, he's drunk 24/7 anyway, but even if he were to take a break and sober up! :-D

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
You can not be seriously asking me to contemplate Sirius/Dudley. I really shouldn't have put Dudley on this list... FINE. Sirius tops. :-P

Kaci // Hufflepuff
[identity profile] guest-age.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 03:47 pm (UTC)
continued...
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief, unhappy affair with Twelve then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three" What title would you give this fic?
Okay, so Ron and Luna are together, then Luna runs off with Hermione. Ron has a one-night stand with Seamus, and a brief affair with Dean, then follows Snape's advice and finds true love with Dudley. Uh...I would call this fic "THE CRACKIEST CRACK EVER TO CRACK."

How would you feel if Seven/Eight were canon?
Sirius/Harry? Meh. I don't care for it, and I dislike cross-gen, but I'd put up with it if that's where the story went.

Who would make a better college professor: Six or Eleven
Remus! :-D

Do you think Two is hot? How hot?
Draco? SCORCHING.

Twelve sends Eight on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Dean sends Harry to buy him more charcoals so he can finish his nude drawing of Seamus and it goes very well.

What would Five most likely be arrested for?
Being a Death Eater. :-P

If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Seven or Eight?
Sirius. I don't trust Harry. He's too twitchy.

Kaci // Hufflepuff
[identity profile] placebo-effectz.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 04:17 pm (UTC)
1. Harry
2. Dumbledore
3. McGonnagal
4. Ron
5. Lucious
6. Draco
7. Luna
8. Hagrid
9. Dudley
10. Neville
11. Ginny
12. Umbridge

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Absolutely not. No.


Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Haha.. He's cute in a dorky way I guess.


What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? OH.... Oh wow.... lol


Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? HAHAHAH nope


Would Two and Six make a good couple? That's just sick.


Five/Nine or Five/Ten. Why? Neither


What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? She would tell people and no one would beleive her.


Summarize a fic involving Three/Ten. Ewww.. no.


Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? I hope not.


Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. NO NO NO!!!!!!


What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? Hmmmm... He would try serenading, poems, adn then resort to a potion! lol


Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? nope


Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? huh?


Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? nope


Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? nope


What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?


If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?


If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?


What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?


When was the last time you read a fic about Five?


What is Six's super-sekrit kink?


Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?


If Three and Seven get together, who tops?


"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief, unhappy affair with Twelve then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three" What title would you give this fic?


How would you feel if Seven/Eight were canon?


Who would make a better college professor: Six or Eleven


Do you think Two is hot? How hot?


Twelve sends Eight on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?


What would Five most likely be arrested for?


If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Seven or Eight?

OK, i couldn't finish it. It was too weird....

Cyn//Slytherin
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[identity profile] coaltrain-613.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 05:36 pm (UTC)
1. Pomona Sprout
2. Cedric Diggory
3. Hermione Granger
4. Penelope Clearwater
5. Rubeus Hagrid
6. Lily Potter
7. Sirius Black
8. Narcissa Malfoy
9. The Fat Friar
10. Lavender Brown
11. Arthur Weasley
12. Rodolphus Lestrange
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? That would be interesting, it would most likely be about the Order of The Phoenix and would involve them doing some kind of mission.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot? I don’t know but I guess Percy fancies her a lot and Ravenclaw women have this whole sexy smart appeal: )

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Can anyone say DEATH EATER DRAMA ::first Lucius would kick Rodolphus ass and probably sleep with Bellatrix and Bellatrix would allow it:: hehe the sisters swap husbands at least they kept it pure-blood♥

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? I’ve read some ghost fix with all the Hogswarts ghosts but they always portray the Fat Friar as being jolly/ or really religiously annoying so not really.

Would Two and Six make a good couple? If you like the whole 20 year gap between them ::would there love life start in the afterlife…darn that Lily Potter loving her younger men::

Five/Nine or Five/Ten. Why? Neither…but if I had to pick Hagrid/Fat Friar sounds better because Hagrid/ Lavender Brown seems so pedophile-ish.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Sirius would probably freak out and then think I wish Mooney was here…gotta love the whole homo-eroticness.

Summarize a fic involving Three/Ten. Gryffindor Girls in the common room dorms talking about boys/ their studies/ general gossip and possibly a faux-lesbian experience.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Possibly…I read so many fanfic in which Pomona converts McGonagall to a lesbian why not Narcissa.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. A VERY SIRIUSLY LESTRANGE MOMENT ::I DON’T KNOW::

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? Well obviously in the greenhouse, that would be appropriate to deflower someone especially Professor Sprout:: I don’t want to go in any other details.

Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? As like a threesome or general fanfic because they could write a Hufflepuff//Ravenclaw Care of Magic Creatures lesson that involves all three characters,.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Why do the words “OMG…THE PREDICTION WAS RIGHT” come into my head.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? Something that has to do with “MONEY MONEY MONEY”

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? Explicit Sexuality/ / Violence//And Some Icky-Ness

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? “Would you like rub my Golden Egg in the Prefects bathroom” LOL!

When was the last time you read a fic about Five? The other day it was quite boring just a Care of Creatures lesson that involve Draco getting hurt again.

What is Six's super-sekrit kink? Getting kick by a stag in bed.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? DRUNK!!! How would that work????

If Three and Seven get together, who tops? seven

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief, unhappy affair with Twelve then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three" What title would you give this fic? A BADGERS LOYALTY IS QUESTION

How would you feel if Seven/Eight were canon? I would feel weird because they are cousins!!!

Who would make a better college professor: Six or Eleven Probably six

Do you think Two is hot? How hot? OMG REALLY HOT!!!!!!!!

Twelve sends Eight on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? A Death Eater Mission to kill an Order Member ::obviously yes::

What would Five most likely be arrested for? He has I believed got arrested twice//three times already so yeah♥

If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Seven or Eight? Seven

NEELEY//HUFFLEPUFF
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[identity profile] haights.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 05:39 pm (UTC)
1. Remus Lupin
2. Severus Snape
3. Sirius Black
4. Luna Lovegood
5. Bellatrix Lestrange
6. Regulus Black
7. Rabastan Lestrange
8. Percy Weasley
9. Harry Potter
10. Cedric Diggory
11. Ron Weasley
12. Tom Riddle

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Nope I haven't and nope I don't want to.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Um, no...

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I don't think that's possible. :P

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Nope.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Possibly.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten. Why?
Five/Nine. Oh come on, enemy sex is HOT.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
He'd wanna join! *coughandbringmealongtoocough* ;)

Summarize a fic involving Three/Ten.
ew.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
I hope not.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
The Lord Who Shagged Me.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
uh, the moon?

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
omg yes. Lestrange sex is HOT.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Het is female slash and since Sirius is a guy, no.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
A few of them, I think.

Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
I highly doubt it. Now Two/Five would be HOT.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Oh baby, you make my broomstick go BOING.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Have no idea.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
NC-17.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Can I test out your "broom"?

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Never.

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Chains and whips.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
lmao, probably drunk or sober. Boy love is popular!

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Sirius!

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief, unhappy affair with Twelve then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three" What title would you give this fic?
Romancing the Bone.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight were canon?
Scared.

Who would make a better college professor: Six or Eleven
Ron Weasley

Do you think Two is hot? How hot?
Yes! He melts my butter.

Twelve sends Eight on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
To kill Harry Potter and he fails.

What would Five most likely be arrested for?
Using the Cruciatus Curse on the man who left her for Sirius.

If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Seven or Eight?
Rabastan!

Crystal//Hufflepuff
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[identity profile] nyyhoneybee.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 05:57 pm (UTC)
Please edit this to include your name and house!
[identity profile] mihakken.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 06:12 pm (UTC)
Haha thanks! I guess no house is better than putting in the WRONG house, like I've almost done many times.
[identity profile] skitsosquirrel.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 06:28 pm (UTC)
1. Severus
2. Lucius
3. Voldie
4. Sirius
5. Lupin
6. Lockheart
7. Harry
8. Draco
9. Luna
10. Bill W.
11. Charlie W.
12. McGonagal

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Lockheart and Charlie. No and I don't think so. Would be interesting though


Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Sirius omg yes. He's gorgeous!


What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? LMFAO! McGonagal got Draco pregnant?! Impossible but yea McGongal wouldn't have a job and Draco would probably put it up for adoption


Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? Nope never read any about Luna


Would Two and Six make a good couple? Lucius and Lockheart. um no I don't think so. They love themselves to much for one thing


Five/Nine or Five/Ten. Why? Lupin/Bill. Lupin/Luna just doesn't appeal to me


What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Harry would probably crap himself if he saw Lucius and McGongal having sex


Summarize a fic involving Three/Ten. Never read any Voldie/Bill but I have a feeling it would involve some rape


Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? heh Sev/Draco well that is one of the biggest pairings


Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Harry/McGonagal O_o honesty I have no idea. I'm very uncreative in the fic realm


What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? YES!! SEVERUS/SIRIUS! Sirius I could see trying to seduce Sev and try to be all gentle but then get rough and demanding when he finally gets him


Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Most likely. It is Harry


Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? ummm I don't think so. Voldie het? lol


Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? No


Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? no but dear lord I want someone to write Lucius/Sirius/Lupin! please? lol


What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? um I'll keep that thought to myself lol


If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? Heaven's a Lie by Lacuna Coil maybe?


If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? Severus/Lockheart/McGonagal wow is that a crack fic or what. "May induce vomiting"


What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? Lucius/Bill Wether or not you like it I'm going to bash you over the head with my pimp cane and tie you to my bed


When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Several years ago


What is Six's super-sekrit kink? He LOVES the fuzy pink handcuffs


Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Charlie would probably only shag Luna if he was drunk as hell


If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Voldie/Harry. definitely Voldie


"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief, unhappy affair with Twelve then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three" What title would you give this fic? I have no clue


How would you feel if Seven/Eight were canon? Harry/Draco. Well I wouldn't mind and I'm sure there'd be TONS of happy fangirls out there


Who would make a better college professor Six or Eleven: Charlie definitely. Lockheart is a horrid proffesor


Do you think Two is hot? How hot? Lucius is DAMN hot. He's is gorgeous. 2nd only to Severus


Twelve sends Eight on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? McGongal sends Draco to feed the gaint squid but ends up getting eaten himself


What would Five most likely be arrested for? ripping people to shreds?


If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Seven or Eight? Harry over Draco.

Nikki || Gryffindor
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[identity profile] crazy-in-lost.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 06:33 pm (UTC)
1. Ron
2. Luna
3. Harry
4. Percy
5. Bill
6. Fleur
7. Cedric
8. Draco
9. Theodore
10. Lupin
11. Sirius
12. Ginny

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Surprisingly, no. I have not yet even seen a fic shipping them.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Eh, he used to sizzle, then became an ass.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Feminists rejoice?

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Have not read one, and that is the problem. (Rec. some for me, please!)

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
They won't understand anything the other says.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten. Why?
Five/Nine because good/dark relationships rock.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?


Summarize a fic involving Three/Ten.
Lupin: Harry, you so stressed! Lemme work out the kinks in yo shoulders.
Harry: Okay.
*two seconds later*


Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
No clue.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
You Can Finally Have A Taco, Cedric

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Brotherly love?

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Oh, I bet a lot of them do.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Again, I think a lot of them do.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Er ... well hpart is my friend. So kinda.

Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
No one I know, but I bet it has been done.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
OH CRAP. Maybe we shouldn't have done this on a night where there's a full moon.


If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

Er ... Here It Goes by OKGO?

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Incest, slash.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Hey, my dad sells something that can get rid of all that hair.


When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A looong time ago.

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Que? No hablo ingles.


Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Perhaps and sober.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
They'll take turns.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief, unhappy affair with Twelve then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three" What title would you give this fic?
Skittles Hurt When You Throw Them At Somebody.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight were canon?
Nothing really, but a lot of people would be happy.

Who would make a better college professor: Six or Eleven
Siriusly.

Do you think Two is hot? How hot?
She too sexy for her shirt.

Twelve sends Eight on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
HAHAHAHAHAHA.

What would Five most likely be arrested for?
Shedding in a public place.

If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Seven or Eight?
Well ... one died ... so ...

Trinh/Ravenclaw
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[identity profile] indaydreams.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 07:08 pm (UTC)
1. Luna Lovegood
2. Fred Weasley
3. Voldemort
4. Hermione Granger
5. Minerva McGonagall
6. Peeves
7. Filch
8. Aunt Marge
9. Ron Weasley
10. Fleur Delacour
11. Harry Potter
12. Albus Dumbledore

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? No, and not interested, sorry. lol

Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Euhm, not really.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? I would laugh. Very hard. Somehow I can't imagine Aunt Marge pregnant.... she can't get any fatter, no can she?

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? Nope, sorry.

Would Two and Six make a good couple? Hehe, why is all the coupling with Peeves? Nope, they wouldn't, even though they would be THE troublemakers.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten. Why? Neither. McGonagall/Fleur would be more interesting though, McGonagall/Ron is just wrong.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? He would snort, and then be embarassed. And then he'd tell the entire castle, or just Mrs Norris. Hehe

Summarize a fic involving Three/Ten. Evil and Beauty. Oh I don't know meh.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Noooooooooo


Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Your cat will be allright... hehe, my brain's not working.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? Room of Requirement, fake DA call? That would be so Hermione. And of course Luna would react, she wants friends!

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? I hope not... lol

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? No idea

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? probably

Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? hmm, maybe two/four (Fred/Hermione) but with Five added I don't think so.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Ah OUI!!!! Lol.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? euhm Silent all these years by Tori Amos "my dog won't bite if you sit real still"... lol

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? none. Peeves would've taken Luna's stuff and she'd report to Dumbledore. As I said before, I'm not in a very original mood.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? Hey, I look like my brother, only I've got a French sense of humour. lol

When was the last time you read a fic about Five? I don't think I've ever read a fic centered around mcgonagall

What is Six's super-sekrit kink? he just peeks through keyholes all the time at people.... use your imagination!

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? hmmmm, maybe super-duper-drunk

If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Lool. Voldemort of course.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief, unhappy affair with Twelve then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three" What title would you give this fic? Hmmm Unlikely? I'm really struggeling through this...

How would you feel if Seven/Eight were canon? that would be hi-la-ri-ous

Who would make a better college professor: Six or Eleven Harry definitely!

Do you think Two is hot? How hot? Yes! Like 100 out of 10

Twelve sends Eight on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? To convince aunt Petunia she's a witch. Of course she fails miserably, she doesn't even try.

What would Five most likely be arrested for? She wouldn't. She's not someone who gets arrested

If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Seven or Eight? With neither actually. Well maybe with eight, as I can always push Aunt Marge to the attackers and she'll squish them to death.

Karen // Hufflepuff
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[identity profile] selphiealmasy.livejournal.com on June 24th, 2007 09:37 pm (UTC)
1. Harry Potter
2. Hermione Granger
3. Remus Lupin
4. Luna Lovegood
5. Sirius Black
6. Fleur Delacour
7. James Potter
8. Lily Potter
9. Fred Weasley
10. Narcissa Malfoy
11. George Weasley
12. Bellatrix Lestrange

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? FleurxGeorge? I've never read about them and I don't plan on it.

Do you think Four is hot? She's adorable.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Bellatrix with a weewee? That's special.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? Nope!

Would Two and Six make a good couple? Hermione and Fleur? I can't see that working too well.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten. Sirius/Fred or Sirius/Narcissa? Hm. I don't see Sirius/Fred at all and Sirius and Narcissa are cousins. Nope!

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? James walking in on Hermione and Bella? I think he'd freak out.

Summarize a fic involving Three/Ten. Narcissa/Remus is my secret ship. ;_;. So, this is a little embarassing. I don't typically tell people that I like them. Don't want to summarize :(.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Maybe in a non-sexual way. Lily just giving motherly love to her son? Always fluffie.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. James/Bella? Uhm... "Opposites Attract". ha.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?Luna wanting to deflower Harry? Alrighty then. She'd probably lure him somewhere with rumours of nargles and wrackspurts.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I wouldn't doubt it.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I do :P. *hides*

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I don't know, I think that'd be cool though.

Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Sirius pimping Luna and Hermione? Haha. Well, I'm sure someone out there would write it. It's a big fandom.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Narcissa screaming? Well, probably some sort of moan or "F*** YA!" something like that, haha.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
It'd depend on the genre. I can't think of anything right now.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Harry/Fleur/Bella? That'd be weird. It'd probably have an R-rating.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Hermione would just have to tell Narcissa she's beautiful. ;).

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I don't think I've ever read anything where Sirius is the main character, but he's been a side in the Remus ones I've read.

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Fleur? Well, I don't even know. She's probably got some kind of fetish, though.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Incest! Incest! I'm not very fond of incest, sorry. So, nay!(sorry to those who are!)

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Remus/James, huh? Uh... I'd say James, I guess.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief, unhappy affair with Twelve then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three" What title would you give this fic?
Harry/Fred...Luna. Harry/George...Bellatrix. Advice giver: Sirius, true love: Remus.
That is probably the strangest thing I've ever seen, but okay. I'd give it an effed up name, because that'd be an effed up story. "Harry Gets Arounds" or "Love in a Werewolf". Something stupid. xD

How would you feel if Seven/Eight were canon?
It is canon, actually.

Who would make a better college professor: Six or Eleven.
Fleur or George? Well, I'd say George. He'd be a lot more fun, easier to listen to, exciting. I think the boys would just drool over Fleur, rather than listen to her.

Do you think Two is hot? How hot?
Hermione Granger? I think she's alright.

Twelve sends Eight on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Bellatrix sends Lily on a mission? I don't see that happening, but it'd probably be something silly. To find someone or get someone for her (taking place at school, perhaps?).

What would Five most likely be arrested for?
Violence? lol.

If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Seven or Eight?
Either or. ^^
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