There's a great commotion after this loudly yelled statement; Ginny shrieks in panic, Harry is confused. Molly Weasley is about ready to murder someone, whereas the best man, Ron, wasn't paying any attention and has thus no idea what's going on now.

At first it is deadly silent, then a brouhaha breaks lose in which everyone tries to find out what the devil is going on.

But actually the yeller had been Percy Weasley who was only trying to get his younger brother George to stop slipping charmed alive jelly slugs down his ceremonial robes.

It's a Weasley Wedding after all!

et-tu-lj: I object!

Harry: But... Who are you?

et-tu-lj: I'm a fangirl, and this just can't go on!

Ginny: But... You're not even a character!

et-tu-lj: And you're a Mary Sue! Your point would be...?

Harry: This is a wedding. No one ever objects!

et-tu-lj: I do. You didn't even notice her until book six! Now you're madly in love? WTF?!?

Harry: Well, there was that time when I rescued her from the Chamber...

et-tu-lj: You rescue everybody! I'm supposed to think that means something? *rolls eyes*

Ginny: Didn't you see how jealous he got when I was kissing Dean?

et-tu-lj: That was book six!

Harry: What about when... ?

et-tu-lj: Oh, forget it. You two deserve each other.
*storms off, muttering something about Draco for him and Neville for her*

Kimberly//Ravenclaw
hides from the rabid Harry/Ginny fans

LOVED it.

*peeks out from hiding spot*

Thanks!

*scurries back in*

That's hilarious. And you can be canon now as far as I am concerned...

Haha! Too funny and my thoughts exactly ^_^

Thanks!

The exact wording of this actually sounds like my husband, though. He's finally reading HP, and about half way through HBP, he turned to me and asked: 1) When's Harry going to kiss Draco? and 2) Where the hell did this Ginny thing come from?

Just cracks me up.

Loved it, especially "Sirius rolls his eyes and mutters something under his breath that sounds a little bit like "and Remus told me that you were smart," before yelling, "She looks like your mum, you daft twat!"

That's hilarious.

That's hilarious and it totally made my night. Oh, Harry, I must agree with Sirius (and Freud) on this one, And, Ginny, once you figure it out... well, let's just say the squick factor will be more that high!

High praise for Sirius rolls his eyes and mutters something under his breath that sounds a little bit like "and Remus told me that you were smart," before yelling, "She looks like your mum, you daft twat!", Lee Jordan's comments, and for Sirius' Bugs Bunny inspired argument with Ginny!

"I object!" cried a voice from the back of the church.
Everyone looked around to see what the problem was.
"Now what?!" Ginny whispered to Harry.
She was still angry At Georges' dragon fireworks that he had let off earlier. He was trying to scare off Dudley, who had attended the wedding, uninvited, to show his thanks to Harry for saving his life some years ago. Harry didnt mind as long as he stayed at the back of the hall and didnt talk to anyone. Which was out of the question as been as Arthur Weasley was around and there was a muggle to talk to. He just couldn't resist.
"Harry," the voice cried again "Harry, how could you do this? How could you do this to me?"
Everyone quickly found their gaze back on Harry. Who was looking a little shocked and confused.
"Shh... It's over please just go away" he murmured
"NO! No never, Harry it's not over, I know you love me! If not what was this letter I got last night, three pages full of you declaring your undying love for me."
Ginny's face had now turned red. How dare somebody ruin her day, how dare they make things up about her (soon to be) husband! She looked had the figure staring at her from the end of the hall, She couldn't work out who it was. Who ever this person was they were wearing a long black robe with a hood covering there face. She could tell they had been crying because as they shouted, their voice shook and it sounded wet and distorted. Hermione stood up like a shot, she knew that as maid of honor she had to do something, and with Ron holding Teddy, who was the ring carrier, she was next in line to take action.
"Stupefy!" She yelled, hoping that her spell would work, every since she had taken the pregnancy test and it had turn blue, her spells kept going a little wrong. Mrs Weasley thinks its down to the fact that she having a girl, she would know having given birth to one of the first girls in the Weasley family for generations. But no-one knew. Luckily for Hermione her spell was on target but unluckily the black robed wedding-crasher dodged it, and it ended up hitting one of the vases full of beautiful flowers grown by Nevile.
"No Hermione," Harry shouted "I love him"
The crowd of people all gasped and Rita Skeeter's mouth dropped right open. 'Oh this is good' She thought to herself as she quickly got her Quick-Quotes Quill out from her crocodile skin handbag and sucked on the tip of the quill to start it off.
"HIM?!" Ginny shouted "What do you mean HIM!"

(To be continued...)

Monique//Hufflepuff

Ooooh, I love how you never let us see Draco... oops, did I just say that?
And this was great: She was still angry At Georges' dragon fireworks that he had let off earlier. He was trying to scare off Dudley, who had attended the wedding, uninvited, to show his thanks to Harry for saving his life some years ago. Harry didnt mind as long as he stayed at the back of the hall and didnt talk to anyone. Which was out of the question as been as Arthur Weasley was around and there was a muggle to talk to. He just couldn't resist.

I really like the idea of Dudley being there and Arthur wanting to talk to him the whole time. That totally works.

(Previously on the Harry Potter show, see above...)

Harrys' face had turned bright red,
"I...I...ah..erm..," He stuttered " Ron... a little help!"
"Ronald! You knew about this?" His sister-in-law,Angelina, piped up.
"It wasn't Ron's' fault... he just caught us on a date in Hogsmeade one time"
Everyone spun round again. They had almost forgotten about the wedding-crasher. He walked forward and stood straight before Harry, his true love. Harry looked at him with true puppy dog eyes, he had never looked at Ginny like that. But Ron can remember the time Harry had looked at him like that, they had both got a little drunk and had kissed. Ron soon felt a little stab of jealously and loss. Harry lifted his hands and placed them on the hood of his lovers. He slowly began to pull it off his head, Ginnys face was turning pale, as the her fairy tale dream became living nightmare.
"Oh Draco, how could I ever try to deny my love for you, I mean I almost let myself marry a Weasley, which wasn't even Ron!" Harry confessed
"Oi! I'm right here you know!" Ginny said angrily. Draco turned to Ginny, he looked her up and down while giving her a dirty look.
"I feel sorry for you," he said with utter disgust in his voice.
"Now come on Harry lets go find Hagrid and see if he hasn't quit his job as an estate agent yet, if not we can buy that lovely little cottage near the lake," Draco said smiling at Harry, who smiled back.
"Okay, sweetie, lets go. By the way Ginny, I'll be keeping all the wedding presents. Bye everyone," Harry said in a dreamy voice. "Lets get going baby," Harry whispered to Draco. Then off they went on their Nimbus 3000. Draco was holding on to Harry's waist remembering how good it had felt the first time he did this when he was saved by Harry. As they gained speed up in the air the lonely bride still standing in the same spot as she was ten minutes ago shouted,
"I hate you Harry Potter!" And she threw her gold ring in the air as far as she could. But as Harry and Draco were both brilliant seekers they went zooming after the ring and Draco caught it.
"I love you Mr Malfoy" he said placing the ring on Harrys bare wedding finger. And they all lived happily ever after.

Monique//Hufflepuff

"I OBJECT!"

All heads turn in the direction of the voice. Who could possibly object?

Oh.

Luna Lovegood is standing up in the back of the room with a look of terror in her face.

Ron stares at her, his mouth gaping open. "Why on earth would you object?"

"There's a Nargle in her hair," Luna declared. "Let me take care of it, then by all means continue!"

sunrise_sets//Ravenclaw