1. What is life's greatest mystery? Maybe, how common is life in the Universe?

2. If you were being fired as a radio disc jockey, what would be your last message to your listeners? It depends on the circumstances... probably something like the last word on why I'm being fired and how I feel about that. Not angry and vindictive. Likely the opposite. Like, "I understand that my viewpoints can make the executives here feel threatened at times, and it's natural for us to want to distance from us that which threatens us..." etc.

3. Explain why some people don't get along with you. The things on which I hold opinions, I hold strong opinions. I will go to bat for logic pretty much until my debate opponent is reduced to tears or I get too mad to carry on the conversation anymore. Many people say I'm egotistical, but I think it's more that I'm smart and talented and confident, and people without much self-esteem are easily threatened by that. I don't suffer fools, and I don't keep my mouth shut very well.

4. If you went to the video store right now, what video would you rent? The Dark Knight.

5. If you owned an enormous yacht, what would you name it? Something historical and lovely. Maybe Slepinir after Odin's mutant horse. After all, in Northern bardic poetry, a ship is called a sea-horse.

1. What is life's greatest mystery? Love and the human heart, to be honest. I appreciate it, and I live it as much as I can, but I don't think I'll ever understand it.

2. If you were being fired as a radio disc jockey, what would be your last message to your listeners? I'll come back later when I figure something good out. =D

3. Explain why some people don't get along with you. Because I can be an immature, hot headed asshole sometimes, and I'm very opinionated - and I stick to my own convictions. Some people don't like that.

4. If you went to the video store right now, what video would you rent? KUNG FU PANDA.

5. If you owned an enormous yacht, what would you name it? LOL, I'd probably name it something stupid like SMS BROMANCE. idunno.

Adam//Slytherin

1. What is life's greatest mystery? I still wait for GameFAQs to publish a walkthrough on signs of love and developing a relationship...just so I can laugh at it.

2. If you were being fired as a radio disc jockey, what would be your last message to your listeners? "Guys, I'm getting fired. Times are tough and apparently this station doesn't need someone pushing buttons. So here's a brief biography about me and spoken resume..."

3. Explain why some people don't get along with you. I am antagonistic - I automatically latch onto the first negative thing I can or am (sub)consciously difficult to work with.

4. If you went to the video store right now, what video would you rent? Mr. and Mrs. Smith. My boyfriend's coming over tonight and I want him to see it.

5. If you owned an enormous yacht, what would you name it? "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOUR SHIP IS SINKING"

1. What is life's greatest mystery? Where all the socks go.

2. If you were being fired as a radio disc jockey, what would be your last message to your listeners? Some sort of web address where they could find me.

3. Explain why some people don't get along with you. Honestly, I'm not sure. I tend to think I'm a nice person and I don't think I'm super high and mighty or anything that I look down on people. I have sort of a cruel and sarcastic sense of humor so that might get to people. I fangirl obsessively so I guess if you're not into anything I'm into you might not want to talk to me at length? Thankfully I don't know that many people who really don't like me.

4. If you went to the video store right now, what video would you rent? Hmmm probably something old and christmasy like Miracle on 34th Street. Or something totally random like Clueless.

5. If you owned an enormous yacht, what would you name it? Brangelina. No. I have no idea. I don't think I much have to worry about this. I will never have an enormous yacht. Maybe I'd name it "haha you totally wish this was your boat".

1. What is life's greatest mystery? That it is explainable.

2. If you were being fired as a radio disc jockey, what would be your last message to your listeners? I never washed my hands once in the bathroom and Blue Oyster Cult is the greatest band alive!

3. Explain why some people don't get along with you. The problem is communication. *shakes head* Too much communication.

4. If you went to the video store right now, what video would you rent? One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

5. If you owned an enormous yacht, what would you name it? Size Matters

1. What is life's greatest mystery? Life. Why are we here?

2. If you were being fired as a radio disc jockey, what would be your last message to your listeners? proably bye and to follow me over to my new station.

3. Explain why some people don't get along with you. I never stop talking and can be irritating.

4. If you went to the video store right now, what video would you rent? Eternal sunshint of the spotless mind.

5. If you owned an enormous yacht, what would you name it? Floater.

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